So I've been at my new job for a few months, and I work with a lot of dirty minded mechanics. They start questioning me about my social life and women, then realize that my gentlemans region has rarely seen use from something other than my hand. The one guy creeped a picture of me sent it to his wife and now I have an email address of some 30ish year old lady that I'm supposed to contact.
So what is the time period before I send an awkward email to some girl I've never met the Thursday before lonely fuckers day?