by thewalrus » Mon Nov 03, 2014 5:35 pm
So I'm finishing up the proceedings at the sink today, when a dude walks in - 300 lbs, at least - and he's carrying a plunger.
Gives me the "what's up" nod, and immediately heads to a stall and takes a seat.
A plunger. The man has a dedicated plunger for 'shitting at work' duty (hehe).
Seems like a decent guy, and I appreciate the "community of man" attitude that would have to be present for him to deal with his own back up.
But holy shit (hehe) - that's some kind of point to have reached, when you just know that there's no way you're leaving the toilet unclogged. And not only KNOW it - but know it with such certainty, and regularity (hehe), that you've actually gone out of your way to take a plunger with you into the bathroom.
No word on where he keeps it, or how much cleaning he does to it once he's finished.