by JaysonAych » Wed Oct 22, 2014 7:15 am
According to McConnell's ads, apparently Alison Grimes hates coal. Like, hates the shit out of it as if coal were a human being and she will call upon the powers of Satan (who, according to the ads, is Obama) to banish all coal to the Phantom Zone. The ads also suggest that she will be unsatisfied until the families of Kentucky's coal workers are writhing in Purgatory. That's pretty much McConnell's entire campaign.